13 Jul 2018

25 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Are Sure to Ruin Your Game

Dating in college or university doesn’t get any easier than your secondary school days.

From awkward small talk to the pressure that comes with making a good impression, it’s still as difficult to make the first move. But in order to woo your forever-ever-after, you’ll need to start things off on the right foot.

Here, we present to you 25 of the worst pick up lines you definitely should shouldn’t try, plus the witty responses you’re likely to get if you do decide to use them.

#1. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day

Definitely not as tired as this overused line.

#2. Do you go to the mamak often? Cause I teh tarik with you

You better leave if you have nothing better thosai.

#3. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Not as badly as the migraine I’m about to get from this pick-up line.

#4. Hello, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart

Well then, I’m the police and you better run.

#5. Oh, no I lost my number. Can I have yours?

1-8-0-0-N-O-P-E.

#6. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet

Hopefully now you’ll clean up your act.

#7. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

And you’d be corn-y.

#8. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die

And this pick-up line must be an iPhone 3 because it’s not working.

#9. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for

You must be Bing — no one cares.

#10. I must be psychic because I see you and I together

Do you see a future where this line has worked at least once?

#11. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If they do, they’d be as old as this lame tactic.

#12. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

Try walking the other way?

#13. Are you trash? Cause I wanna take you out

I’m not, but this bad pick-up line is.

#14. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in

Might explain why you’re so full of it.

#15. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

You’ll find out when you disappear.

#16. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need

And now I need you two leave.

#17. Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me

How about some Vitamin E-ew

#18. Is your name Yusuf Taiyoob? Cause I want a date

No, but it might be yours because this pick-up line is outdated.

#19. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one

Are you a straight angle? Because you make me want to do a 180°.

#20. Do you like naan? Cause there’s naan other than you

You better curry on and walk the other way, buddy.

#21. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away

It must be the smell of this expired pick-up line.

#22. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

Yet another food-themed disaster.

#23. Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type

All these letters, and yet no words to express my disappointment with this lame pick-up line.

#24. Do you have a name or can I call you tonight?

I do, you can call me uninterested.

#25. My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U

I’ve already been prescribed some vitamin C-you-never.

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These cheesy pick-up lines could either massively damage your game by making your victim crush cringe or it could act as a fantastic conversation starter if he or she finds it funny. No matter what your preferred tactic, the most important thing when approaching a lovely lad or lady is to exude confidence and just be yourself!

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